Average Muslim Liturgist
The Average Muslim Liturgist is a shadowy and secretive commentator and employee for Irkutsk Ice Truckers. Most believe he's a student at Wyoming Catholic College but his identity, why he's named what he is, and why he takes such a great interest in Catholicism if he really is a Muslim is unknown.
Several theories have been proposed as to the Average Muslim Liturgist's identity. Marcus Gardner, a junior at WCC, proposes that he's actually Dr. Stanley Bolsson although a comparison of their writings shows an incredible difference in actual style. Even Irkutsk Ice Trucker's commentator Sophia Donaldson doesn't know his identity herself, saying "Everett alone knows" and boosting theories that the Average Muslim Liturgist is actually Everett Polinski himself.