William Albers is a junior of the Class of 2022 at Wyoming Catholic College and a former member of the "Lost Boys" of WCCLE 5 in 2018. Hailing originally from Iowa, he is considered to be one of the most intellectual at the school and specifically within his class, he is often known as Omnisciens, Latin for the "all-knowing one". Extremely interested in strategy and hypercomplex board games, William is also quite good at mathematics, to which end he is, as was his roommate John Paul Terneus a Math Tutor for the school beginning with the 2020-2021 School Year. He has often been mistaken for James Green and Thomas Sponseller, with each of whom at various times he has pretended to be a twin with. William has also had experience with ancient bowling machines at his parish's bowling alley and with baking, as he has been a baker for the school from 2019 to 2020.